Madlibs at DomCon Opening Ceremony :)

Cupcake writing in Madlibs words during opening ceremony :)

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So we had some fun and played madlibs with our audience at the opening ceremony. We encouraged them not to be shy and this is what happened. Bold=audience words

Little Snow White was so lustful and full of ennui that she ate some dicks and lolly from each cum bucket and drank pee out of each chode. Then, as she was so tired, she laid herself down on one of the little beds. One was too stinky, another too hard, but at last she found that the seventh one was right.

When it was quite dark the owners of the cottage came back; they were seven dwarfs. They saw that someone had been there, for everything was not in the same order in which they'd left it.

The first said, "Who has been fucking on my Sally Mullen?"
The second, "Who has been vomiting off my cum bucket?"
The third, ""Who has been whipping some of my magma?"
The fourth, "Who has been fisting my wormhole?"
The fifith, "Who has been popping my Hitachi?"
The sixth, "Who has been cantering with my strap on?"
The seventh, "Who has been drinking out of my chode?"

Then the first looked round and saw that there was a little butt hole on his bed, and he said, "Who has been Smurfing into my bed?"

The others came up and each called out, "Somebody has been Smurfing in my bed too!"

But the seventh, when he looked at his bed saw little Snow White, who was lying squirting therein. "Oh Excelsior! Oh Excelsior!", he cried. "What a delicious child!" and let her bending over on in the bed. And the seventh dwarf bent over with his companions, one hour with each, and so got through the night.

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