Close your eyes and skip this post if you are sensitive to curse words and dirty words. The next combination of words might offend you.
So we had some fun and played madlibs with our audience at the opening ceremony. We encouraged them not to be shy and this is what happened. Bold=audience words
Little Snow White was so lustful and full of ennui that she ate some dicks and lolly from each cum bucket and drank pee out of each chode. Then, as she was so tired, she laid herself down on one of the little beds. One was too stinky, another too hard, but at last she found that the seventh one was right.
When it was quite dark the owners of the cottage came back; they were seven dwarfs. They saw that someone had been there, for everything was not in the same order in which they'd left it.
The first said, "Who has been fucking on my Sally Mullen?"
The second, "Who has been vomiting off my cum bucket?"
The third, ""Who has been whipping some of my magma?"
The fourth, "Who has been fisting my wormhole?"
The fifith, "Who has been popping my Hitachi?"
The sixth, "Who has been cantering with my strap on?"
The seventh, "Who has been drinking out of my chode?"
Then the first looked round and saw that there was a little butt hole on his bed, and he said, "Who has been Smurfing into my bed?"
The others came up and each called out, "Somebody has been Smurfing in my bed too!"
But the seventh, when he looked at his bed saw little Snow White, who was lying squirting therein. "Oh Excelsior! Oh Excelsior!", he cried. "What a delicious child!" and let her bending over on in the bed. And the seventh dwarf bent over with his companions, one hour with each, and so got through the night.
… to the home of Incredible Girl! Sign up here for Cupcake Dominatrix's tips and giveaways, plus get a free download of "Bow on it" from Ella over at Girl Crush. You might very well hear one of her unreleased songs in an upcoming episode of the series! If you don't know Ella's music, it's like Shakira meets Japanese Pop Anime… but here's her own description:
Fresh out of the shiniest, surliest toaster: meet LA’s newest pop tart: L! Her mission is madness and fabulous mayhem. Newly crowned princess of goofy hot, L is a dynamo of contradictions. She puts it down with a sweetness that sticks and a body that turns it up. Tiny in size but vocally macho, L grabs you by the collar, kicks you to the curb, then offers you a cup of chamomile. Growing up with three sisters, L has always been a girlie-girl. "If I was a boy, I’d be in drag every day!”
She has performed at LA’s Staples Center, St. Louis’s Muny Opera and Busch Stadium, The Key Club, Nashville’s Bluebird Café, and The Sunset Strip Music Festival. Her voice and music has been heard on Comedy Central, The Discovery Channel, and Showtime.